Hey Jerkface
Yeah, you there. Stop printing out 75 page stock prospectii on the printer in my area. We’re behind a card-keyed door, so you can’t even get to the bloody thing, yet day after day you print out veritable tomes of…
Tag Work
OfficeGuns: Point Away From Face.
OfficeGuns – for those of you without an office anti-violence policy. Who knew those little black spring clips were so, well, MacGyver? (Did I just coin the use of “MacGyver” as an adjective?)
I Swear That Scott Adams Works At My Company
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Scott Adams is eerily gifted at describing the work environment at my place of employment. What else can account for his accurate portrayal of Power Point Engineers: …or his scathingly accurate…
Working Hard, Or Hardly Working? A-Hyuk!
I threw my back out sometime late yesterday and thus called in “sick” today. However, my boss allowed me to work from home in lieu of charging Personal Illness, so I’ve been VPN’d in to work all day. I’ve been…
Today’s Assignment
Attend meeting with networking equipment vendor. Attempt to not giggle every time vendor representative mentions “out of the closet” and “in the closet”. Berate self, Dimsdale-like, for juvenile sense of humo[u]r. All of this hypothetically, of course.
