I’ve No One To Blame But Myself
So I’m a complete liar and deserve all the scorn accordant with such, but I swear I have a compelling excuse: I was totally going to write a summary of my trip, but then I stupidly clicked on Gamespot’s E3…
Month May 2005
Sweet Jumpin’ Jim Jeffords On A Rocket-Powered Pogo Stick!
Looks like I’m going to need to start searching for people to buy my internal organs, as the PS3 has officially been revealed. The purported performance specs are impressive, as are the inclusion of Bluetooth controllers, Gigabit Ethernet, built-in 802.11…
Top Sign That Blogging Has Officially Gone Mainstream
…Or perhaps jumped the shark: A General Motors radio commercial I heard today pushing OnlyGM.com mentioned “bloggers” by name among a list of other demographic groups. Not quite sure how I feel about that one just yet.
An Explanation Coupled With A Blame Shift And A Promise I Swear I’ll Keep
I shall explain the drought of posting these past four days simply by raising an accusatory finger aloft, clearing my throat and then solidly blaming Brad, as he’s the one what went and got married this weekend. Nobrainer (whose permalinks…
Warning!
Under no circumstances does this website endorse going for a drive with Mr. T.. It’s not going to supplant Numa Numa, but it’s catchy.
This Just Gets Worse And Worse
Not only is Brad’s wedding costing me a U2 concert and Wendy’s “Free Frosty” weekend, but now I’ve got to forgo a chance at winning an authentic Darth Vader helmet purportedly valued at $3,000. Stupid wedding.
A Change Of Careers For Milkman Dan
Looks like Milkman Dan has made the jump from liquified dairy-based product distribution to frozen goods and beating foul-mouthed fat kids within an inch of their lives. “Good Humor” man, eh? Sounds like a classic misnomer to me.
New Penny Arcade Phraseology
“I hit him so hard he fell off the Internet.” Heh. (Warning: Naughty “S-word” contained in linked comic.)
DC Comics Changes Logo; Unclear Whether TN Titans Will Sue
Let’s say you’re an established company with an established reputation and a distinctive logo. Would you really want to throw away a quarter century’s worth of branding by switching to a new logo that looks like it might have been…
Oh. Heck. Yeah.
From an email sent to a colleague: Hello [edited], [Edited] invites you to see Star Wars 3, “Revenge of the Sithâ€. Seating is limited and going fast, so please register for the event at the following link ASAP… [Link snipped]…
