Test #: 426 (approximating).
Test Subject: Stewart, William J.
Date of Test: 2006-05-21.
Stimulus: Pureed spinach in rice-based ceral matrix.
Response: Rejection.
Objective Evidence:
Conclusion: Experiment should be classified as sheer and utter FAILURE of the highest order.
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No self-respecting lineman will eat spinach willfully.