Note To NFL Headquarters
Y’all either need an eye exam or a fashion consultant, ’cause dang the new refereee uniforms suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu… *pant* *pant* *wheeze* …uuuuuuck! Condi Rice for Commish in ’08! Down with Tagliabue!
Month August 2006
Attention, Kellogg’s: Do NOT Hire Sean Gleeson
Dear Kellogg’s Management, As tempting as it may be, I would ask that you actively reconsider any pending hiring decisions for the position of “taste consultant” or “flavor engineer” involving one Sean Gleeson, as the damage to your corporate image…
Internet ’96 – Oh, The Huge Manatee!
That’s right, folks, step right up to Internet ’96 and witness the horror that was the World Wide Web in the year 1996. Even corporate sites stunk to high heaven! Best[sic] Buy’s website looked like something I cranked out my…
Ahhh, The Wonders Of YouTube!
Where else can you find music videos comprised of 4 men on 8 treadmills, instructional videos on the effects of LSD on British paratroopers and Japanese prank show clips involving stunt drivers emulating a scene from Crazy Taxi all in…
A Nation Of Wimps
Psychology Today has a very interesting article discussing just how little of “real life” the kids of today experience. From the article: No one doubts that there are significant economic forces pushing parents to invest so heavily in their children’s…
Broke “Bat” Mountain
Looks like the producers of the upcoming Batman movie (once again starring Christian Bale in the titular role) have selected Heath Ledger to play The Joker. We’ll see how the casting plays out on that one, but I have to…
