Hey Jerkface
Yeah, you there. Stop printing out 75 page stock prospectii on the printer in my area. We’re behind a card-keyed door, so you can’t even get to the bloody thing, yet day after day you print out veritable tomes of…
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I Take My Laughter Where I Can
Seen on a bumper sticker as I was approaching the Tacony-Palmyra bridge this morning: Fat people are harder to kidnap. Heh.
Funny, My Wife And I Were Just Talking About This
Apparently, since the Seattle Seahawks have been so miserable for so long, the administration of Texas A&M has remained ignorant of the Seahawks’ “12th Man” tradition, at least until this past week’s contest between Seattle and Carolina. Well, apparently the…
“J-Lip” – A Pop Hero In The Making
Frankly, I don’t think it gets any funnier than a dramatic reading of Kevin Federline Mr. Britney Spears’ execrable “Po Po Zao” by the inimitable James Lipton. My hat is off to you, sir.
Not That You Didn’t Already Know This
…But Hollywood is Officiall Out Of Ideas™. According to Hollywood.com, there are new ‘Friends’ specials in production. Gah.
Brit TV Producers – Not The Brightest Bulbs In The Pack
From the Dept.-of-Big-Fat-Duhhhhs: Producers of the BBC children’s show Fireman Sam are in hot water with Brit fire chiefs and rightly so: FIRE chiefs are blazing mad with kids’ hero Fireman Sam for chucking water at an ELECTRICAL fire. One…
What In The Sam Hill…?
My conversational Spanish gauge is firmly set at “Empty”, so I’m just going to have to go ahead and guess that no naughty words were used in this compelling video of a fishing show host being repeatedly struck in the…
Chuck Norris – The Facts: A Bizzarre Fusion Of RealUltimatePower And Jack Handy
Have you seen the latest meme floating around the ‘Net, the facts about Chuck Norris? Some are downright hilarious, including: 4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck…
I’m All For Nuking IE, But…
…Doesn’t Kill Bill’s Browser seem a bit, well, extreme, particularly the offering of a script that will actively annoy website visitors using IE? It seems pretty clear to me: coddle, sway, convince. Don’t annoy.
I’m Ghost Like Swayze
I know I’m pretty late to this game, being the old fogey that I am, but you simply have to check out Saturday Night Live’s recent paen to Nerdcore rap, Lazy Sunday, or, as it’s come to be known, “The…
