Hey, I Can Keep Perfect Time!
“White men can’t clap.” -Senator Barrack Obama (D-IL) [paraphrase] Wheee, ain’t reverse racism and generalizations fun? Color this cracker amused.
Category Humor
Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That!
So how was the top of Mt. Everest? Faaabulousssss! Bwahahaha.
Defusing A Potential Scandal With Humor
Rush Limbaugh was apparently “busted” re-entering the country carrying Viagra sans-prescription. He opened his show today with two quips (and here I’m paraphrasing): “What I want to know is: how did Bob Dole’s luggage get on my airplane?” “My doctor…
Who Exactly Is The “One-Eyed Got”?
And why ain’t no woman like her? Let’s not even get started on Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear…
Curse You, Co-Workers!
I could have gone an entire lifetime without ever thinking of Captain EO again, but noooooooo, you just had to bring up “that Michael Jackson ride at Disneyland” and I just had to go and look it up, lest not…
Blessed Be The TIES That Bind
Ahh, the perils of leadership and semi-public exposure. I attended my mandatory ethics training session yesterday afternoon and noted, with some pleasure, that the format for the session has been changed from years past. The old written ethics case studies…
Look Ye Upon Humanity And Despair, For Lo! Their Future Is Dim
Either these folks are auditioning for a Blue Man Group spinoff, or there is something seriously wrong with the entire human race. The Scarf for Techno-Addict Dorks, for when you absolutely, positively have to keep your Pokemon-playing ways out of…
Me, Frightened? Yeah, A Little.
Folgers + Teletubbies + 60’s-ish Pop + disturbing lyrics = Ghyaaaaaaaaaaa! Just watch and let the images wash over you. (If the above doesn’t work, click here for the direct YouTube link). Great. Now I’m going to have the image…
CBS News: Velly Solly, But You Arr Rook Arike To Us!
We have this gem of a story by way of little green footballs: I mean, you know, China, Japan, what’s the difference? It’s not like that mistake wouldn’t be highly offensive to both countries, right? There’s no past history of…
Great Caesar’s Ghost On A Hot Buttered Pumpernickel Roll!
This kid is so getting beat up at school: When a young St. Paul boy got to pick the theme for his third birthday party, he didn’t pick Nemo or the Wiggles or Dora the Explorer. He didn’t even pick…
