Vader’s Lost His Touch
Time was that a galaxy-conquering evil despot didn’t even have to bat an eye in order to get what he wanted, let alone employ a Force choke. But to actually stoop to shoving a ticket taker and grabbing a wad…
Category Movies
Episode Drei
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith As previously mentioned, I acquired a ticket to attend a screening of Episode III yesterday morning. I had to hoof it out to King of Prussia in order to see it, but…
Yes, But Does He Have An Effete Wine Conniseur For A Younger Brother?
Word on the street is that Kelsey Grammer has been cast to play Beast in X-Men 3. While I initially reacted in shock, the choice is growing on me. Here’s hoping X-3 continues the trend of good-to-excellent (excepting Elektra, of…
Reports Of Star Trek’s Demise Have Been Greatly Overrated
So sayeth the Jaundice League. Heh.
Oh. Heck. Yeah.
From an email sent to a colleague: Hello [edited], [Edited] invites you to see Star Wars 3, “Revenge of the Sithâ€. Seating is limited and going fast, so please register for the event at the following link ASAP… [Link snipped]…
Anti-Blonde Bigotry
The trailer for The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe is out and it looks great. We’ll see how faithful to the book it stays, but the visual effects look incredible. One minor nitpick: why has yet another production crew…
Definitely Worthy Of The Fark “Hero” Tag
Loews theaters are going to begin publishing the actual start times of their movies (i.e., when the movie actually starts, not when all the obnoxious ante-film adverts run). Sweet. Now if only they didn’t charge friggin’ $10 a ticket…
Episode III Ponderables
Varifrank has gracioulsy offered Star Wars fans a list of 15 things to think about before seeing Episode III, featuring such pressing questions as: 13. Do they give lightsabers to Jedi because they are such bad shots with blasters that…
Triple Wowsers.
Afraid of what George Lucas might do to further sully the good name of the Star Wars universe in Episode III? Looking for a Star Wars movie that captures the true feel of the original three episodes? Looking for some…
Geek Street Cred Post Of The Day
Darth Vader has started a blog. While his posts are funny enough, the comments provide auxiliary comedy by proving that even the Dark Lord of the Sith isn’t immune from job offers from the I.R.S. and Nigerian scam email. Kevin…
