I knew that ribbon campaigns (AIDS ribbons, Breast Cancer ribbons, etc.) had Jumped the Shark when Rush Limbaugh began touting a method for turning $1 bills into “tax awareness” ribbons. I knew that magnetic “ribbon” campaigns (Support Our Troops, Autism…
I report, you decide: vs. Britney FederlineSpears: Brain stolen by mysterious brain slug; Explains bizarre marriage and ensuing behavior. [Picture taken at Spears’ “Morroccan-themed” baby shower, apparently. Click her picture for further creepyinformative details. -ed.]
If you’re going to send horribly offensive and potentially threatening email to someone with whom you disagree, don’t use your work email account to do so, as it could lead to an immediate termination of your employment. Just an FYI,…
I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch Britney FederlineSpears give birth on live TV? Euughh.
Remember the Kelo SCOTUS decision? Well, the town elders of New London, CT are at it again. So brazen are their actions that USA Today actually deployed the term “chutzpah.” And why, pray tell, is a national newspaper resorting to…
I know when I’m being emotionally manipulated, but, doggonit, this ad just about made me lose it at my desk at work. *sniffle* There’s no crying in IT work! I’ve just got something in my eye… If you’ve a sentimental…
Driving in the Philadelphia area can be a very interesting experience, particularly if you’re actually driving in Philly proper. I’ve had my share of “interesting” run-ins with Philly drivers but none bring me up short like those with Philadelphia cops.…
I’ve seen this dog show up in Fark Photoshop contests with greater and greater frequency over the past two months or so and had chalked it up to some bizarre movie that I had never heard of, figuring (wrongly) that…
While we’re on the subject of music and musicians, Grosse Pointe Blank has to be one of my favorite movies of recent years and a large deal of credit for that status has to go to the soundtrack. It perfectly…
Wait, did I say “raise”? What I meant was “lower beyond any and all possible expectations”. Today two bands added themselves to the “Shut Up And Play” list, previously graced by such luminaries as Coldplay, The Dixie Chix, Bon Jovi,…
