Category Observations

A Note To All Women

Do not, I repeat, do not follow any of the advice laid out here. You’re far more likely to tick your man off than to ingratiate yourself by pursuing any of those “tips”. The best advice is: laugh at the…

Superbowl Observations

A hobbled, recently-injured, 60%-effective Terrell Owens with little-to-no lateral cutting ability is roughly 3.46 times the player Freddie “The People’s Chump” Mitchell is at 100%, only with 49% less trash talking, guaranteed. Ameriquest is a devious, devious company. Everyone knows…

Wanton Capitalist Semi-Plug Of The Day

Subtitle: Why I haven’t posted much until now (as interpreted through a commonly recognized/often imitated/well-nigh cliched television commercial concept). Owning a tape library that breaks down and eats a tape: $0. Spending all day with a service technician verifying that,…