A Tip For Unmarried Men
If your fiance suggests walking down the aisle in a Disney Princess wedding gown, run, do not walk, away from her as fast as humanly possible. Just a hint.
Category Observations
DO NOT WANT
Hollywood is officially, completely, 100% out of ideas: ABC developing ‘Cavemen’; Comedy pilot based on Geico ads. Winner for most unusual piece of development this pilot season goes to ABC, which has turned a series of quirky Geico commercials into…
One Can Learn All Manner Of Interesting Things On The Internet
…Like, for instance, the fact that Trader Joe’s sells Laphroaig and other fine single malt Scotches in California, at reasonably-reduced prices, no less. Trader Joe’s. Stupid PA liquor laws. Of course, the largest StateCommonwealth store in my area happens to…
Curse You, Wawa!
Upon entering a Wawa store this afternoon to purchase some frothy caffeinated beverages I noted a tear-off calendar placed prominently next to the cash register declaring in bold letters “If you were born after this date: February 25th, 1989, you…
When Existing Words Just Won’t Suffice
The news media’s behavior in regards to Anna Nicole Smith’s death and the ensuing court battles has been nothing short of disgusting in my opinion. CNN Headline News, for instance, covers the hearings from open to close each day, breaking…
Zombie George Washington Demands BRAAAAANES, Warns Against Foreign Entanglements
Have y’all seen the new Presidential $1 coins the U.S. Mint is set to release? Here are the first 4: The wisdom of minting $1 coins when the population of the U.S. has shown, time-and-again, their resistance to such coinage…
A Word Of Advice For Potential Mac Pro Buyers
For those of you pondering a purchase of a Mac Pro workstation, heed my advice: make sure you upgrade the included video card to the ATI x1900. Do not, under any circumstances, buy a Mac with an nVidia video card.…
Every Time White People Try To Do The “Thriller” Dance At A Wedding, A Little Piece Of Me Dies Inside
There are days that I’m ashamed to be of Caucasian extraction. Today is one of those days: Holy lack of melanin, Batman! ‘Course, it’s hardly any better when Bollywood produces its own version:
This Is What Passes For Political “Thought” In The Great City Of Philadelphia
John Street, political philosopher and student of history claimed last week that the Iraq war is a contributing factor in the frustrating increase in gun violence and homicides on the streets of the city. That’s nice, John. It couldn’t possibly…
Dang Skippy.
I agree with WIRED: earth to Safety Nazis – life is “distracting”; get over it already!
