Year 2005

Compare And Contrast

I report, you decide: vs. Britney FederlineSpears: Brain stolen by mysterious brain slug; Explains bizarre marriage and ensuing behavior. [Picture taken at Spears’ “Morroccan-themed” baby shower, apparently. Click her picture for further creepyinformative details. -ed.]

Fun With Search Phrases

Any website owner/operator could probably hold forth for quite a while solely on the subject of odd search phrases that lead people to their sites. I, for instance, have seen searches for “Thumb+Of+The+Punisher”, “incent d’onofrio” and “what religion is eartha…

Best. Movie. Review. Evar.

From the department-of-not-quite-raving-endorsements: “[…]Pom Poko is bizarre, generally slow, and features a baffling number of raccoon scrotums[…].” Now that sure makes me want to see it. Not exactly what one would expect from a film distributed by Disney…

Darn You, Ford Motor Company!

I know when I’m being emotionally manipulated, but, doggonit, this ad just about made me lose it at my desk at work. *sniffle* There’s no crying in IT work! I’ve just got something in my eye… If you’ve a sentimental…