Derisive Laughter Is the Best Medicine
Heh: I Don’t Wish to Be Argumentative, But I Disagree with the Islamic Belief that I Should Be Killed – An Editorial by Frank J.
Year 2005
A Project For Vinny
Vin: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to brew up a batch of the world’s first Open Source beer. It’s got guarana!
Where’s MY Cake, Dagnabbit!
Today is System Administrator Appreciation Day – have you huggedpaid your SysAdmin? I tell you, as a SysAdmin, it’s mighty tempting to go all BOFH on people every once in a while, so buy us some cake every once in…
Saved By A Review
I heard an NPR spot for FX’s new show “Over There” which supposedly depicts life on the ground during Operation Iraqi Freedom. Initially, I wondered if it would be worth downloadingwatching. Thankfully, some real soldiers have done the watching and…
Two Places My Pregnant Wife And I Will Never Shop
The answer to the headline? Mimi Maternity and A Pea in the Pod, both owned by Mothers Work, Inc.. I would suggest you do the same, as they apparently have developed a record of firing female employees who get pregnant.…
Jeepers
For those who may have noticed long load times for the front page: Sorry about that. I activated Owen’s old Adhesive plugin and it caused the front page to load every post I’ve ever authored, thus the huge front page.…
I Think Scott Adams Works At MY Company…
How else can you account for him recounting our idiotic oh-so-fair performance review process?
Public Service Announcement
When preparing lunches for the day, it is inadvisable to attempt to catch any items that one happens to drop (perhaps a large bag of carrots, for instance) using only one hand and the remainder of one’s body to trap…
New Rule
I’m not normally the cussing type, but today just about pushed my limits in terms of rational, reasoned responses using polite and gentrified language. Therefore, I would like to set forth a New Rule: Computer Operations Service Request Rule #4,862:…
Al Franken Is A Big, Fat Liar Who Steals From Poor Kids And Old People
…Or, at the very least, his network does. The Left’s “answer” to Limbaugh, Hannity, et al. gets sketchier (and, in a twisted sense, more hilarious) on a nigh-daily basis.
