Shameless Self-Promotion
If you were listening to the Rush Limbaugh Program around 2:40 pm EST today and heard “Doug in Philadelphia” discussing John Street’s idiotic gun control idea – that was me. [/Bragging]
Year 2005
From The “Life-Imitates-Austin-Powers-Imitates-James-Bond” File
Phillipine police have reportedly killed two Abu Sayyaf [read: al Qaeda’s Pacific front] members nicknamed “Kosovo” and “Commander Robot”. “Commander Robot”? What, Jaws wasn’t around? Was Oddjob taking the day off?
Well Whaddya Know…
My site really does look like krep when viewed in IE. Lousy non standards-compliant browser. Well, better get to fixing that, then. *sigh*
WordPress Review On Newsforge
WordPress 1.5 scored a glowing review over at NewsForge today, with author Chris Lynch labeling it “open source as it should be done”. High praise indeed. Personally, I’ve really enjoyed my WP experiences and am eternally grateful to all the…
A Few Quick Questions For My Reader(s?)
I’ve installed a few new plugins around here and, while they seem to work for me, I want to make sure that everyone is benefitting from them. Thus, the following questions: When you go to the comments section on a…
Tim Taylor, Phone Call For You On Line 1
SSI Shredders appear to be really excited about their product offerings, so much so that they offer an entire page of videos demonstrating their shredder annhiliating everything from computers to mattresses to washing machines. Be careful where you watch those…
A Post In Which I Give Voice To Inanimate Objects In An Attempt To Reenact A Scene “Ripped From My Own Personal Headlines”
Unidentified sharp object in road: “I’m pointy! And fierce!” My Taurus’ left front tire: “Pop!” Me: “…” My Taurus’ left front tire: “Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!” Me: “Shazbot!” UPDATE: Just Tires Cash Register: “That’ll be $30, please.” Me: [unintelligible grumbling]
Nabisco Is Full Of Liars, Frauds And Charlatans
Clearly their “1 Minute Cream of Wheat” isn’t. More like “4-and-a-half Minute Cream of Wheat”. I guess they’re okay with blatantly lying on the packaging. How do they sleep at night? Addendum: What’s the deal with Malt-O-Meal not being available…
A Post In Which I Give Advice To Michael Jackson
Dear Mr. Jackson: If you have a sane bone left in your body (and your in-court appearances call this into question), I implore you to, with all due haste and dilligence, forget everything that Britney Spears might advise you to…
Useful International Advice
Coyote Blog offers some advice for the reality-impaired among us: How to Spot a Dictatorship. In only seven simple steps, you too can wow friends, family and lookers-on with your crack ability to recognize despots of all flavor, be they…
