Year 2005

Ill-Conceived Company Website Name Of The Year

From the Dept. of Desperately-In-Search-Of-A-Dash-In-Our-Domain-Name Pen Island – your source for all the best pens. Ordering pens online has never been easier! “That’s Pen. Island., Mr. Connery.” h/t: Bryce.

Lazy Fortune Cookie Writers…

I’ve been increasingly disappointed in the “fortunes” that have been appearing in my fortune cookies at my weekly “Chinese Tuesday” outtings. For instance, today’s read: The will of the people is the best law. That’s not a fortune, that’s bloody…

See That Poll? Take It!

If you haven’t noticed, I’ve installed a polling plugin for WordPress. It’s right over there at the top right of your page… I’m looking for feedback on the Scottish Slang series I’ve got going, so please weigh in via a…

How Very Odd.

Teri Gross’ interview with Ice Cube could, quite possibly, be one of the most bizzarre, surreal things I’ve ever heard. Do yourself a favor and click the “Listen” link on that page. It’s worth it, if only to hear Ms.…

PFLLG:NS Update

For those of you following the saga of Clem the Lawn Gnome, I offer you this screenshot of my desktop with a sneak peak at the work I’m putting in on designing a T-shirt for the People’s Front for the…

Go Ahead, Use Internet Explorer

That is, if you’re cool with random websites being able to completely hijack your computer and delete files off your hard drive. Because, you know, that’s certainly the sort of functionality I look for in a web browser. As the…