Venom!
The Spiderman 3 trailer went live today. You know you have to see it. (And yes, it’s most definitely worth a watch or 5…)
Year 2006
From The Department Of Particularly Bad Ideas
I know, rather than educating people on proper firearm safety and coming to the realization that some people are morons no matter how many times you tell them not to look down the barrel of a loaded gun, let’s password…
Defusing A Potential Scandal With Humor
Rush Limbaugh was apparently “busted” re-entering the country carrying Viagra sans-prescription. He opened his show today with two quips (and here I’m paraphrasing): “What I want to know is: how did Bob Dole’s luggage get on my airplane?” “My doctor…
Brain. Hurts.
We’ve been over this a million times: some people have way, way too much time on their hands. As further evidence, I present a 2D representation of a 3D representation of a 4D house, constructed entirely using the tools provided…
Who Exactly Is The “One-Eyed Got”?
And why ain’t no woman like her? Let’s not even get started on Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear…
Retroactive Self-Consciousness
I’ve noticed something about the way people talk to me over the last few years and it’s started to bug me a bit. First off, some context: I am what you might call a “person of size”. It’s not that…
Curse You, Co-Workers!
I could have gone an entire lifetime without ever thinking of Captain EO again, but noooooooo, you just had to bring up “that Michael Jackson ride at Disneyland” and I just had to go and look it up, lest not…
Legal Reprisals Against The Grey Lady?
Initial reader reactions to the New York Times’ blatant disregard for public safety in pursuit of an anti-Bush agenda are in, and man, are people pissed. The depth of feeling expressed in those letters-to-the-editors sparked a notion in my head:…
Blessed Be The TIES That Bind
Ahh, the perils of leadership and semi-public exposure. I attended my mandatory ethics training session yesterday afternoon and noted, with some pleasure, that the format for the session has been changed from years past. The old written ethics case studies…
Look Ye Upon Humanity And Despair, For Lo! Their Future Is Dim
Either these folks are auditioning for a Blue Man Group spinoff, or there is something seriously wrong with the entire human race. The Scarf for Techno-Addict Dorks, for when you absolutely, positively have to keep your Pokemon-playing ways out of…
