Category Humor

BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE

Failing American public education system + one overenthusiastic nine year old’s ambitious fan fiction + Source engine + Garry’s Mod + college students with too much time on their hands = endless ironic entertainment. Heh. “zombie goasts leave this place!”

Pak. Chooie. BOOM.

Does it make me a horrible human being for cracking a smile at this story? Suicide bomber falls down stairs … A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for…

Risky Bidness

So I don’t know if y’all have seen the depths of insanity to which Tom Cruise has been driven by the neo-Gnostic Cult O’ Hubbard, but Gawker has a long video of 1/2 of Tomkat blathering on about just what…

The Feminization Of America[n Authors]

I opened my email this morning and came across a Barnes & Noble [note: their name sounds infinitely better when pronounced with a thick Boston brogue. -ed.] email flier advertising the latest Stephen King novel. The flier featured the following…

Brawndo Helps You WIN AT INTERNETTING!

Fark tossed up a link today to an NY Post story under the headline “Is “Cloverfield” this year’s “Snakes on a Plane”? All signs point to yes”. The resulting discussion is par for Fark discussion, with the notable exception of…

Nutter’s Delight

Congratulations are in order for Philadelphia, as the mayoral transition from John Street [ptui!] to Michael Nutter appears to have taken the city from “Your Mayor just got served (papers)!” to “You just got served by the Mayor!”. He may…

iToo iFunny

By way of TUAW today, we have They iScrewed Me Again, a (very well done) MadTV rant against Apple’s upgrade churn on the iPod product line. Video below, mild language warning (if you’re offended by Olde English terms for children…