I happened across a few opinion pieces over the last day or two that give lie to the old adage about “words can never hurt me”. If these opinion pieces are any indication, words certainly can sting, I tell you…
Tobias FünkeAnderson Cooper — nevernude? I’ll let you be the judge: Y[ou] can’t be too careful, especially when you’re high-profile anchorman Anderson Cooper. Cyber gossip Janet Charlton reports the white-haired CNN star regularly works out at the Equinox gym in…
It’s a veritable nexus of Internet Hipsterism, I tell ya, when The Mythbusters Ask A Ninja. I think he’s onto something there — Jamie just might be a robot!
I stumbled across Sumotori today and have to admit that I found myself giggling like a little girl as I participated in what is ostensibly a virtual “sumo” wrestling match but what more closely resembles, well, watch the preview video:…
You just think that it’s electrons or somesuch hooey moving your cursor around the screen, dontcha? You poor deluded souls — everyone knows it’s done by little overworked men (well, in Japan, at least). Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer approves.
I happened across an ostensible letter to the Smithsonian today that begins thusly: Dear Sir: Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled “211-D, layer seven, next to the clothesline post. Hominid skull.” We have given this specimen…
The Photoshop goons at Fark and SomethingAwful both happened across the following wonderful picture of Hillary Clinton mid-, well, something: Hilarity (or is that “Hillaryarity”?) ensued. OBLIGATORY FARK/SA WARNING: Juvenile content, cursing and all manner of inappropriate imagery abound in…
Several disturbing conspiracies have come to light recently and I just can’t keep quiet about them any more. First up is the Great Shrinking Cadbury Creme Egg conspiracy, as pointed out by noted researcher and comedian B.J. Novak: I knew…
A few items of note, brought about by an Easter weekend spent with The Fam: I believe that there is a Federally-mandated scent that all church restrooms’ hand soaps must contain. It appears to be unique to church bathrooms, as…
Via Best of the Web we have word of a troubling development in the world of outdoor food preparation: The government of Belgium’s French-speaking region of Wallonia, which has a population of about 4 million, has approved a tax on…
