Have you ever wanted to lay into one of the overstuffed, self-important nitwits that seem to populate the halls of Congress? Well, Sgt. Mark Seavey was given that chance at a recent town hall meeting with Reps. Jim Moran and…
I make fun of New Jersey politics on a fairly regular basis, but every once in a while, my legislators in Pennsylvania put on a show as bad, if not worse, than their equivalents in NJ. Case in point: last…
In local news, New Jersey “Don’t Call Me Acting” Governor Dick Codey revealed NJ’s new state slogan yesterday: “New Jersey: Come See For Yourself”. However, there was little discussion of the entries that weren’t selected. We here at Literal Barrage…
Rummy knew how to get down, y’all: I mean, dig him mackin’ on that geisha. Man knew how to treat a woman, know what I mean? Source: First Post, by way of American Digest.
How else to explain the fact that I managed to injure my thumb yesterday when trying to open a pistachio, so much so that it pains me even to type these very words? I don’t care who you are, a…
MacWorld ’06 started today, and what did Steve Jobs announce but the very first Intel-powered Macintoshes. One was the iMac, as predicted, the other was the newly-christened MacBook Pro, starting at $1,999. Of course, the base model is for poseurs…
Well, lo and behold, it looks as if General Motors might be realizing the error of its ways, as it’s apparently looking to reintroduce the Camaro. Chrysler also appears to have caught the bug, as they’re slated to bring back…
It hardly seems like five years have gone by, but on this very day, five years ago, my wife and I were wed in Dallas, TX. Time has flown by and now, here we are, with a young son added…
…DarkJohnson for his recent entry in the Biblical characters thread combining Solomonic wisdom with that freaky BK King: …While this Worth1000 PS “gender-bending” thread has to be one of the most twisted and disturbing collections of ‘Shop work I’ve seen…
XXX XXXXXX Road XXXXX XXXX, Pennsylvania 06 January 2006 Customer Suggestions Department Proctor & Gamble Company 2 P&G Plaza Cincinnati, OH 45202 U.S.A. Dear Sir or Madam, I am writing to you with a question combined with a suggestion. As…
