Holy OSHA Violation, Batman!
A note accompanying a passel of bottles of Ocean Spray juice left in the break room at work read thusly: All juices are past their expiration date. Consume at your own risk! Yowsa.
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YouTube To Internet[s]: You’ve Been Rickrolled!
This is likely (nay, certainly) only going to work for today (April 1st, 2008), but YouTube pranksters have set up the front page of YT so that all “Featured” videos instead redirect users to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You…
A Small Piece Of Advice
Avoid pan-frying bacon while wearing flip-flops.
Duuuuuude, Spam?
So, spammers, what’s the deal with trying to spam my blog with “head shop” junk? Bongs, pipes, etc.? E.D. drugs and grass seed too good for you? Y’all have problems. Seriously.
A Random Act Of Factiness
I am apparently genetically predisposed towards an inability to spell “caricature” without the aid and comfort of a nearby dictionary. My mind practically screams “There’s got to be an ‘H’ in there somewhere!” Bonus Orthogonal Observation: I am unsure as…
Dear Abby…
A brief question, dear readers: What, precisely, is the proper workplace restroom response to a coworker who, by all appearances, is talking to his toilet bowl, other than fleeing the scene at top speed? Follow-up question: What is the proper…
Pawns On A Roller Coaster
ChessCoaster: Like Snakes on a Plane, only far, far geekier. Brilliant. Just brilliant.
Is It Too Late To Change My Major?
1) I didn’t realize that there’s such a thing as “explosives engineering” 2) I didn’t realize that some universities offer minors in said engineering field 3) I didn’t realize that one of those unis has an explosives summer camp, which…
Greetings
Maxin’ and relaxin’ on the beach, hence posting is likely to be light, light, light. Nobody touch nuthin’ while I’m gone.
There Are Some Things One Cannot Debate
For instance, this is the single best video of a squirrel slingshot you are likely to see. Ever.
