I stumbled across The Adventures of Dr. McNinja due to a Fark thread detailing clever/original Halloween costumes and have to say that I fairly devoured the archives of Dr. McN. You see, it’s an online comic book about a doctor…
It appears that Indiana Jones’ application for tenure at Marshall College has been denied, to the shock of few. McSweeney’s has the straight dirt: The committee concurred that Dr. Jones does seem to possess a nearly superhuman breadth of linguistic…
Memo to Brad: If you are unable to convince your employer of the folly of their recent moves, I will hold you personally responsible. I mean, they can sell cigarettes, lunch meat and mac n’ cheese all they want, but…
I now have concrete data on which to base the answer to my question: I’m raising a monkey-boy. I neglected to replace Will’s pajama pants this morning after his 5 AM diaper change and feeding, figuring that his room was…
Good times, good times. Sometimes I miss the ol’ USSR, if only for its hockey team. And it’s position as primary supplier of movie villains. I mean, what’s Miracle without the Red Army? Rocky IV without Ivan Drago? Spies Like…
After an all-too-long hiatus (with no news as to what was going on), The Ninja has posted a new episode concerning the ninja recreational sport of choice: Niniature Golf”. Go. Watch.
Curse you, Tycho and Gabe, for pointing out that NERF now sells a certifiable NERF dart sniper rifle, as my life will remain woefully incomplete short of me acquiring one. And trust me, the above excuse/title of this post does…
Wilson is a vastly underappreciated actor, in my not-so-humble-opinion, without whose efforts Back to the Future would have been far poorer. It’s a good thing that he seems to have a good sense of self-deprecating humor about himself too. Heh.
Sheer genius: tired of being ticketed for parking your vehicle in loading/unloading zones in tight urban environs? Why not employ some urban camouflage? Sweet.
I entered my son’s room this morning at the oh-so-wonderful hour of 5am. Awoken from my blissful sleep by his hungry cries, I expected a pleasant reception from my progeny. Instead, my boy had somehow figured out how to remove…
