Have you heard about the postmodernist professor Jacques Pluss from Fairleigh Dickinson University that, in a Derridian fit, decided that the best way to understand neo-Nazis was to become one? Further more, did you hear that he “outed” himself to…
From the Dept.-of-Big-Fat-Duhhhhs: Producers of the BBC children’s show Fireman Sam are in hot water with Brit fire chiefs and rightly so: FIRE chiefs are blazing mad with kids’ hero Fireman Sam for chucking water at an ELECTRICAL fire. One…
Heh. The Onion takes the media’s “disgruntled soldier” meme and does it one better – Call Of Duty 2 Gamer Wonders If War Is Worth Dying 79 Times For: “After weeks of fighting for every pixel of ground and seeing…
My conversational Spanish gauge is firmly set at “Empty”, so I’m just going to have to go ahead and guess that no naughty words were used in this compelling video of a fishing show host being repeatedly struck in the…
Those of you who know me and my “bad mojo” will not be surprised to hear that our adventures in power were by no means restricted to home this past weekend. My wife, Will and I arrived at church Sunday…
If you have been paying attention to the news lately, you know that Sen. Edward “Teddy” Kennedy is publishing a children’s book written from, and I kid you not, the perspective of Ted’s Portuguese Water Dog “Splash”. If ever there…
There’s a special corner of Hades reserved for people like Jeff Goldstein – where they send child molesters, people who talk at the cinema and men who link to David Hasselhoff videos. I wonder, does he (Hasselhoff) know that he…
Have you seen the latest meme floating around the ‘Net, the facts about Chuck Norris? Some are downright hilarious, including: 4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck…
In local news, New Jersey “Don’t Call Me Acting” Governor Dick Codey revealed NJ’s new state slogan yesterday: “New Jersey: Come See For Yourself”. However, there was little discussion of the entries that weren’t selected. We here at Literal Barrage…
Rummy knew how to get down, y’all: I mean, dig him mackin’ on that geisha. Man knew how to treat a woman, know what I mean? Source: First Post, by way of American Digest.
