Step 1: Construct servo-powered Airsoft robotic sentry gun (think Aliens…). Step 2: In a time-honored tradition, convince younger brother to volunteer for test run. Be sure to videotape the test. Step 3: Post video and design photos to Internet[s]. Step…
The Sun Online has helpfully compiled a list of website URLs that could benefit from a Sean Connery consulting session. “I’ll take ‘The Rapist Finder‘ for $400, Trebek!” “What is this ‘Power Genitalia‘, Trebek? I don’t trust you any more…
Jon and Odie – paying a hitman to off Garfield? Pet Professional, you’ve gone too far! Heh.
Penny Arcade: taking it to bloggers on the pages of Forbes: I resemble those remarks. We’re not all Livejournalists, after all. *grin*
Seventy degrees. And thundering. In Pennsylvania. In November. What gives? I blame ChimpyMcBushHitlerCo and his unwillingness to sign the Kyoto protocol. *grin*
Microsoft trusts its own technology, as any user of MS products will readily attest to. The compilers they release to the general public are feature-filled and rarely compromised by bugs of staggering size and scope. They are also unequivocal in…
…or great minds think alike. Matthew J. Franck on the Miers nomination: “It all could have been a strategy. It wasn’t. But it would have worked as one.”
What’s a dedicated NFL fan to do when given access to video of a fan stealing a ball out of Brett Favre’s hands? Why, turn it into an ad for Burger King, of course!
When the eventual robot rebellion comes, don’t you want to be insured? Remember, “Old Glory Insurance. For when the metal ones decide to come for you – and they will.” Heh.
Spousal torment is never funny, particularly that of the extremely geeky variety. I repeat, that is not funny.
