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Fantasy Football Results, Week 8

The Barrage (159.25 pts) defeated Soldiers of Fortune (103.25 pts) The Barrage (159.25 pts) defeated The Man (142.00 pts) Despite a horrendous performance from Donovan “Blowin’ Chunky Soup in Tampa” McNabb, I managed to roll to a 13-3 record, primarily…

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Fantasy Football Results, Week 5

The Barrage (172.00 pts) defeated the Bruschi Bunch (113.00 pts) The Barrage (172.00 pts) defeated Kings of Football (136.50 pts) The week 5 FF results are in, and, in a deft show of force, I moved to 8-2 and into…

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Bricka-Bracka Fire Cracka Sis Boom Bah!

As noted previously, I had high hopes for this year’s incarnation of fantasy football and, thus far, those hopes have largely been met. While I finished a dismal 0-13 and 2-11 in my two previous years, I have jumped out…

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I Must Have Missed The Memo

At some point over the last 6 months or so, Congress must have passed a resolution mandating that Fort Minor’s “Remember the Name” be used in anything even remotely resembling advertising for programs, movies or games involving football in any…

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Postgame Laughter

The Eagles’ humiliating chokefest would have been far more entertaining to Yours Truly were it not for two incovenient facts: I have Donovan McNabb as my starting fantasy quarterback – I needed more points out of Ol’ Foot Tosser I…

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Note To NBC And Fox

Your NFL transition sound effects (you know, the ones you use every time an on-screen graphic gets updated/wiped) stink. They’re distracting and they add absolutely nothing to the viewing experience. NBC, yours sounds like a massive burst of interference coming…

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