Tag Asides

Och! I Canna Believe It!

To answer the obvious question: no, I don’t do funerals and I’ll smack yer gob if ye say “We’ve got a piper down! I repeat, a piper is down!”

Hail To The King, Baby!

I’ll admit it up front: I’m a huge Bruce Campbell fan. In my not-so-humble opinion, there are few cinematic pleasures that can match Army of Darkness for sheer campiness, slapstick humor and overall enjoyability, so it was with a good…

This Just In

Washington, D.C. filled with thin-skinned, juvenile, self-aggrandizing individuals who hire other people to be petty, juvenile, foul-mouthed and relentlessly self-aggrandizing for them. I, for one, am shocked, shocked to see such behavior from our elected officials’ hired hands.

Hey Jerkface

Yeah, you there. Stop printing out 75 page stock prospectii on the printer in my area. We’re behind a card-keyed door, so you can’t even get to the bloody thing, yet day after day you print out veritable tomes of…