And Now, Some Terry Tate, For No Particular Reason
Well, no reason other than the fact that he cropped back up on Fark and elicited a private chuckle from me. Heh. Priceless.
Tag Humor
Headlines I DESPERATELY Wish I’d Thought To Write, Item #23,652
“Sheikhs on a Plane” -James Taranto in last Wednesday’s Best of the Web in reference to six Muslim clerics removed from a US Airways flight in Minneapolis due to other passengers’ concerns Heh.
Attention, Lehigh University: I Smell A Research Grant
Cathy Young, commenting on a New York Times piece concerning the rise of “fat studies” (like “women’s studies”, “gay studies”, etc.) on campus, notes the idiocy of such a pursuit in devastating fashion: Maybe the next frontier in the academic…
Things To Watch Out For When Playing With Your Wii
In the wake of the release of Nintendo’s Wii console this past Sunday, 1up.com has helpfully compiled a list of potential Wii-related injuries (or “Wiinjuries”, as they refer to them) including, but not limited to: strangulation, tennis elbow, “nunchukery” and…
Introducing The I.P.W.F.
On most mornings, my wife and I bring William in to our bed after his morning feeding to wake up slowly. Recently, he has taken to engaging in what can only be described as “pillow wrestling”: he wraps our pillows…
It’s Days Like These That I Love The Internet[s]
I stumbled across The Adventures of Dr. McNinja due to a Fark thread detailing clever/original Halloween costumes and have to say that I fairly devoured the archives of Dr. McN. You see, it’s an online comic book about a doctor…
Bad Dates
It appears that Indiana Jones’ application for tenure at Marshall College has been denied, to the shock of few. McSweeney’s has the straight dirt: The committee concurred that Dr. Jones does seem to possess a nearly superhuman breadth of linguistic…
Oh, The Huge Manatee!
Memo to Brad: If you are unable to convince your employer of the folly of their recent moves, I will hold you personally responsible. I mean, they can sell cigarettes, lunch meat and mac n’ cheese all they want, but…
My Worst Nightmare Has Indeed Come True
I now have concrete data on which to base the answer to my question: I’m raising a monkey-boy. I neglected to replace Will’s pajama pants this morning after his 5 AM diaper change and feeding, figuring that his room was…
‘Member When The Canadians Weren’t Pacifistic Hose-Heads?
Good times, good times. Sometimes I miss the ol’ USSR, if only for its hockey team. And it’s position as primary supplier of movie villains. I mean, what’s Miracle without the Red Army? Rocky IV without Ivan Drago? Spies Like…
