If you have been paying attention to the news lately, you know that Sen. Edward “Teddy” Kennedy is publishing a children’s book written from, and I kid you not, the perspective of Ted’s Portuguese Water Dog “Splash”. If ever there…
There’s a special corner of Hades reserved for people like Jeff Goldstein – where they send child molesters, people who talk at the cinema and men who link to David Hasselhoff videos. I wonder, does he (Hasselhoff) know that he…
Have you seen the latest meme floating around the ‘Net, the facts about Chuck Norris? Some are downright hilarious, including: 4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck…
In local news, New Jersey “Don’t Call Me Acting” Governor Dick Codey revealed NJ’s new state slogan yesterday: “New Jersey: Come See For Yourself”. However, there was little discussion of the entries that weren’t selected. We here at Literal Barrage…
Rummy knew how to get down, y’all: I mean, dig him mackin’ on that geisha. Man knew how to treat a woman, know what I mean? Source: First Post, by way of American Digest.
How else to explain the fact that I managed to injure my thumb yesterday when trying to open a pistachio, so much so that it pains me even to type these very words? I don’t care who you are, a…
From Powerline’s rough transcript of today’s Alito confirmation hearings comes the following gem of an exchange: […][SPECTER:] Do you agree that Casey is a super-precedent or a super stare decisis, as Judge Luttig said? ALITO: Well, I personally would not…
…DarkJohnson for his recent entry in the Biblical characters thread combining Solomonic wisdom with that freaky BK King: …While this Worth1000 PS “gender-bending” thread has to be one of the most twisted and disturbing collections of ‘Shop work I’ve seen…
XXX XXXXXX Road XXXXX XXXX, Pennsylvania 06 January 2006 Customer Suggestions Department Proctor & Gamble Company 2 P&G Plaza Cincinnati, OH 45202 U.S.A. Dear Sir or Madam, I am writing to you with a question combined with a suggestion. As…
XXX XXXXXX Road XXXXX XXXX, Pennsylvania 06 January 2006 Customer Suggestions Department Proctor & Gamble Company 2 P&G Plaza Cincinnati, OH 45202 U.S.A. Dear Sir or Madam, I am writing to you with a question combined with a suggestion. As…
