Ahhh, Land of the Rising Sun, how I long to visit you and be wowed by your Don’t-Laugh-Or-A-Ninja-Will-Spank-You game shows: Not to mention see your disturbingly cheery potty training videos: Seriously, that’s one happy poo. Makes Mr. Hanky look like…
So Aron stumbled across the newly-proposed “don’t come near else you’re risking a severe dose of radiation, and not the cool ‘turns-you-into-the-Hulk-slash-Fantastic-Four-kind” signs created by the IAEA (Official Motto: “No time to search for Iranian nukes, we’re making signs!”) and…
The original helpdesk employees, apparently, were not brought about by the advent of the computer as previously thought. Instead, a far earlier invention spawned an entire industry: I bet those Gutenberg rollouts were a real bear at monasteries Europe-wide.
Have y’all seen the new Presidential $1 coins the U.S. Mint is set to release? Here are the first 4: The wisdom of minting $1 coins when the population of the U.S. has shown, time-and-again, their resistance to such coinage…
It seems that I have a friendly spamstalker named “Wendy!” who is intent upon giving me a laugh or two for free. “Wendy!” seemingly æschews the traditional mass list of pharmacological, adult-oriented and “all-natural” male “enhancement” spam fare and instead…
Heh. Total geek overload.
No more skulking about like MacGyver with an allergy for overpriced concessions for me. Presenting: The Beer Belly. Perfect for Lehigh-Lafayette weekends, if’n you ask me. Now I just need some extra-large coat pockets to stuff Milk Duds and Twizzlers…
Why did the NFL hand out the Lombardi trophy on Jabba the Hutt’s sail barge? FOLLOW-UP QUESTION: What was with Prince’s rendition of Robin Hood: Men In Tights‘ Robin Hood/Marian of Loxley “love song behind a backlit sheet”? And how…
There are days that I’m ashamed to be of Caucasian extraction. Today is one of those days: Holy lack of melanin, Batman! ‘Course, it’s hardly any better when Bollywood produces its own version:
You’re just darn lucky he wasn’t a part of the ‘Gnomesville Massacre’ . Oh, the gnome-manity!
