And The Barrage uh… rolls on! Week 6 The Barrage (170.00 pts) defeated Fifteen by Female (167.00 pts) The Barrage (170.00 pts) defeated El Diablo (A Mexican Fighting Chicken) (161.25 pts) I moved to a 10-2 record two weeks ago,…
The Barrage (172.00 pts) defeated the Bruschi Bunch (113.00 pts) The Barrage (172.00 pts) defeated Kings of Football (136.50 pts) The week 5 FF results are in, and, in a deft show of force, I moved to 8-2 and into…
As I sit here watching the NFL on Fox, I find myself wondering: does Jon Lovitz ever get the nagging feeling that he’s reached the lowest point of his career, with his series of Subway restaurant ads? Or does he…
The Eagles’ humiliating chokefest would have been far more entertaining to Yours Truly were it not for two incovenient facts: I have Donovan McNabb as my starting fantasy quarterback – I needed more points out of Ol’ Foot Tosser I…
Your NFL transition sound effects (you know, the ones you use every time an on-screen graphic gets updated/wiped) stink. They’re distracting and they add absolutely nothing to the viewing experience. NBC, yours sounds like a massive burst of interference coming…
Y’all either need an eye exam or a fashion consultant, ’cause dang the new refereee uniforms suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu… *pant* *pant* *wheeze* …uuuuuuck! Condi Rice for Commish in ’08! Down with Tagliabue!
With the defeat of both the Patriots and the Bears this weekend, there is little chance of a Superbowl XX rematch, absent a Madden Bowl appearance by both teams. Fortunately, this also means we will escape endless re-airings of “The…
I am 100% certain that snake in human clothing is responsible for the slow-motion train wreck that has been Terrell Owens’ off-field career in Philly. I think he needs to spend some Tidwell time in a desert or two, after…
What’s a dedicated NFL fan to do when given access to video of a fan stealing a ball out of Brett Favre’s hands? Why, turn it into an ad for Burger King, of course!
The Cinema Verite sideline cameras? The whip-the-camera-around-and-make-the-viewers-sick stuff? Cut it out. You might think it “hip” or “cool”, whereas in actuality it’s just annoying. Pre-position your cameras like everyone else does, mmkay? Thanks.
