If you’re contemplating asking a stupid question at a nationally-televised press conference, Lt. Gen. Honore has some advice for you: Don’t get stuck on stupid. Translation: Know your role and shut your mouth, jabroni. Heh. This phrase has already been…
Starbucks introduces coffee cup with quote from a gay author expressing regret that he repressed his homosexuality for so long at Baylor University (a Baptist institution). What could possibly go wrong?
Have you heard about the Porkbusters initiative? Glenn Reynolds and N.Z. Bear came up with the simple idea that, in order to help pay for the Katrina cleanup effort, individual bloggers and Netizens of all stripes should ferret out local…
Looking for an alternative browser? Have you wanted to check out Opera but been put off by the notion of ad banners and fees? Fret no more, for Opera has announced it’s permanently freeing their browser. It’s available for Mac…
Let’s pretend, for a moment, that you are an organization tasked with putting a positive spin on your medieval religion so as to make its largely anti-democratic, misogynist and xenophobic tenets seem almost palatable to Western audiences. However, you’ve also…
We’ve been over the incredibly craven behavior of Yahoo! with regards to helping the ChiComms oppress their people, but the mainstream media seems to have largely ignored the issue. In a first big stride, however, the Washington Post’s editorial board…
Diesel Sweeties presents: 5049 state slogans. Some of my favorites: Oklahoma! Like Texas with humility. Pennsylvania! Confusing road signs! Coal fires! Liberty! Connecticut! It’s not New Jersey! Minnesota! Fist of the North Star State! (We also invented Post-Its!) Tennessee! Imagine…
Go ye and view the MGS4 trailer. Marvel at the stunning graphics. Avert your eyes from the sight of a greying, frail Solid Snake. Laugh at the in-jokes lauding the power of the PlayStation3 and the Cell Processor. Then go…
Have you heard about the latest politically correct kerfuffle involving (and I’m not making this up) British Muslims, Burger King, and a “sacreligious” frosty dessert confection? No? Apparently, Allah is actually a thick chocolate swirly ice cream cone and BK…
Help me out! Dig! All I do is grunt and groan Hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones He took my trousers off, told me to cough Doctor says there ain’t nothin’ to discuss He…
