Bah, Says I

Apologies for the lack of posting – my primary workstation up n’ died on me today. I’m limping along on my ‘Doze box for the moment, hopefully soon to requisition a new machine.
To make up for the absence of posting, may I present Ask A Ninja, your one-stop-shop for a video podcast of a ninja answering common ninja-related questions emailed in by viewers. It’s surreal and weird enough that it’s as if the Homestar Runner guys went live-action and donned ninja masks.
Ninja! Pickup lines!