Category Family

Incoming!

That’s right, ladies and gents: Numero Dos is on the way, and boy ain’t he/she a beaut? (We’re going to be surprised as to the sex as we were with Will). Baby is healthy, although the ultrasound tech said they’re…

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I’m Living In The Wrong State

Evidence just keeps cropping up that my wife is right and I simply need to bite the bullet and move to Texas. It’s culturally, legally and politically far more amenable to those of my particular persuasions. For example, the state…

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When Even Onomatopoeia Fails

My heart was in my throat as I sat in a rather uncomfortable chair, ears straining for the slightest sound. The woman swept the probe back and forth, seeking some sonic purchase. Will shifted uncomfortably, but silently in my lap,…

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Bloody Weather, Part Deuce

It’s been a rough few Nor’easter-fueled days at the ol’ Stewart homestead, I tell you whut. Sometime Sunday evening, the water rose high enough in our basement to snuff the pilot light on our hot water heater. The water only…

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