Bill Introduced As Joke Signed Into Law
I wonder if the official Chinese media will take this story literally too? The Onion: Bill Introduced As Joke Signed Into Law. Heh.
Category Humor
I Wonder, Is The “Hockey Stick” Bunk On Mars, Too?
Global warming on Mars – quoth Glenn Reynolds: “If only we had ratified Kyoto.” Heh.
The Top Ten North Korean Demands
George Bush, why won’t you deal with the North Koreans? After all, their demands are simple and few: 10. A respectable publisher for their dictator’s rap album Kim Jong Il’n. […] 8. The dog from Fraiser… in a nice butter…
Sage Advice
If you’re contemplating asking a stupid question at a nationally-televised press conference, Lt. Gen. Honore has some advice for you: Don’t get stuck on stupid. Translation: Know your role and shut your mouth, jabroni. Heh. This phrase has already been…
Photoshop Funnies In “Hail The Swirly Cone” Land
Let’s pretend, for a moment, that you are an organization tasked with putting a positive spin on your medieval religion so as to make its largely anti-democratic, misogynist and xenophobic tenets seem almost palatable to Western audiences. However, you’ve also…
State Slogans – Diesel Sweeties Style!
Diesel Sweeties presents: 5049 state slogans. Some of my favorites: Oklahoma! Like Texas with humility. Pennsylvania! Confusing road signs! Coal fires! Liberty! Connecticut! It’s not New Jersey! Minnesota! Fist of the North Star State! (We also invented Post-Its!) Tennessee! Imagine…
There Is No Cone But Allah And Muhammad Is His Fry-Flinger
Have you heard about the latest politically correct kerfuffle involving (and I’m not making this up) British Muslims, Burger King, and a “sacreligious” frosty dessert confection? No? Apparently, Allah is actually a thick chocolate swirly ice cream cone and BK…
Requesting Medical Advice
Help me out! Dig! All I do is grunt and groan Hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones He took my trousers off, told me to cough Doctor says there ain’t nothin’ to discuss He…
Quote Of The Day – Roberts Confirmation Hearings Edition
Because whether or not they confirm Judge Roberts, the Senate seems to have already confirmed some people’s low opinions. -Glenn Reynolds, Repeal the seventeenth amendment? Can I get a “Heh.”?
My Eyes! The Goggles, They Do Nothing!
I just knew listening to Joe Biden bloviate is bad for your health: Supreme Court Chief Justice nominee Judge John Roberts listens to a question from Senator Joe Biden (D-DE) during the second day of his confirmation hearing on Capitol…
