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Peaceniks attempt to seize “nuclear football” from President’s hotel, demand location of Ace Tomato Company as well.
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The Inexorable March Of Technology
This trend towards new-fangled “tagless” undershirts and boxers? Ah’m fer it, nae agin’ it. I mean, this is the 21st century, after all. Why should we modern men have to deal with itchy waist and neck bands? UPDATE: Those “dye…
Attention, Philadelphia-Area Broadcasters
It’s not “saMwiches”, nor is it “saNGwiches”, it’s bleedin’ “saNDwiches”. Because, you know, I’d hate for your advertisers to go on your airwaves, touting their wares, and have them make utter fools of themselves with their 3rd grade pronunciation of…
Ay Kay Ay
Apparently, I am a Corporate Ninja. I slip unnoticed and unrecognized, flitting from meeting to meeting, from shadow to shadow. My identity is fluid – I move from alias to alias, identity to identity. I’m a regular Simon Templar. What…
Biblically Dense
In all my years of reading the Bible, attending Christian education and studying Church history, one fact always sort of floated around on the periphery of my understanding: Simon Peter (the Disciple) was married. I had never given it a…
Episode III Ponderables
Varifrank has gracioulsy offered Star Wars fans a list of 15 things to think about before seeing Episode III, featuring such pressing questions as: 13. Do they give lightsabers to Jedi because they are such bad shots with blasters that…
Engineering Humo[u]r
Understanding Engineers – Take One Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?†The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman…
“Alas, Poor TechTV, I Knew It, Horatio.”
When my wife and I first got DirecTV, I was extremely excited to find that TechTV was one of the channels that found its way onto my subscription package. While not all of the programming was top-flight, many of its…
And Now For Something Completely Different: A Conceptual Philosophical Inversion Post
Happy May Day, capitalist swine! Remember: Communism didn’t fail the People, the People failed Communism! If they hadn’t been so flawed and, you know, human, we’d all be living in a Workers’ Paradise of our own creation. (Bollocks to God…
Gustatory Assault And Battery
“Sir, put down the burrito and step away from the car!” Heh: CLOVIS, N.M. – A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the…
