Drew Rosenhaus Is Bob Sugar
I am 100% certain that snake in human clothing is responsible for the slow-motion train wreck that has been Terrell Owens’ off-field career in Philly. I think he needs to spend some Tidwell time in a desert or two, after…
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Ahhh, The Wonders Of The Internet!
What’s a dedicated NFL fan to do when given access to video of a fan stealing a ball out of Brett Favre’s hands? Why, turn it into an ad for Burger King, of course!
A Note To The CBS Sports NFL Broadcasting Crew, In Particular The Producers
The Cinema Verite sideline cameras? The whip-the-camera-around-and-make-the-viewers-sick stuff? Cut it out. You might think it “hip” or “cool”, whereas in actuality it’s just annoying. Pre-position your cameras like everyone else does, mmkay? Thanks.
Instant Replay – Fantasy Football Draft, Round 2
We held the fantasy draft for the second league I’m a member of this evening. This draft ended up being quite a bit shorter than my last one – we hummed through the picks at a rapid rate. Below are…
Beware The Mighty Dumples!
As previously mentioned, my fantasy football draft was last night. I think I came out of the deal in fairly good shape, particularly since I did zero preparation. It’s a 12 team league and we had 16 rounds of selections,…
A Desperate Plea For (Virtual) Help
I’ve got my fantasy football offline draft tonight and I’ve done no research. 16 rounds – who should I be looking to pick up early on? Who should I look for as a sleeper? Who to avoid? Help!
Competition, Big 10 Style
You’ve got to hand it to the Iowa Hawkeyes – they sure know how to make a visiting team feel wanted. What better way to reaffirm the perceived masculinity of a visiting football squad than painting the visiting locker room…
The Depths To Which Some Will Sink…
I was absolutely appalled the first time I read this story: PITTSBURGH (AP) — A T-ball coach allegedly paid one of his players $25 to hurt an 8-year-old mentally disabled teammate so he wouldn’t have to put the boy in…
“Heaven Is A T-shirt”
Jim Caple – expounding upon the universal truths of men’s t-shirts. *sniffle* Bless ‘im, for he speaks with truth and wisdom. Hat tip: nobrainer.
A Note To All Women
Do not, I repeat, do not follow any of the advice laid out here. You’re far more likely to tick your man off than to ingratiate yourself by pursuing any of those “tips”. The best advice is: laugh at the…
