Jay Tea For Congress

Jay Tea over at Wizbang offers some immigration reform ideas. Methinks they’d pass the House fairly easily – it’s just that infernally jelly-spined Senate that is standing in the way of plugging the biggest security threat we face today. If…

Today’s Trend: Lookout, Consumers!

Wonderful. Can either of these two stories result in anything good for your average Joe Sixpack technology consumer? Gamestop to buy Electronics Boutique for $1.44B. I guess I’ll be buying all of my video games online from now on, since…

A Word Of Advice

“Ham snot”, while an excellent name for a band, is not something to be looked for, nor highly prized in lunchmeats. Those of you having opened a package of ham just a bit past its expiration date know precisely what…

Truth In Automobile Advertising

Auto Week has a very funny discussion thread on “Slogans Automakers Should Have Used.” There are some beauts there, including: Honda: So bland you can safely recommend our entire line to your mother. The New 5-Series: We fixed the E39…

Sophisticated Political Discourse

I’m no psychologist, but in my experience, the best way to win an argument is to avoid making vulgar statements about the other side. “F*** the small businessman” isn’t exactly a great rallying cry and is likely to turn off…

Inquiring Minds Like Mine Want To Know

A pressing question of great import: What, precisely, defines “Classic Rock”? I ask because 102.9 WMGK, “Philly’s ‘only’ Classic Rock station” plays many, many things I wouldn’t classify as “classic,” let alone “rock.” For instance, while Lynard Skynard and Led…