Tab Dump, Video Edition
Yesterday felt so cleansing, so freeing that I figured I would continue the practice until I am (nearly) tab free. Today’s tab dump contains a surfeit of videos, so, you know, less reading. First up, “Canon in Dork”:
Tag Humor
Engrish Blands
You know, Chinese brand piracy would almost be hilarious if it weren’t for the rampant theft and thuggery it involved. Okay, I admit: it’s funny no matter what. I’ll always know where I need to go if I need to…
Oh, 9/11 “Truthers”, Purveyors Of Endless Comedy And Inspiration For View-Co-Host-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named
That expressway tanker truck fire in Oakland the other day seems to have driven the 9/11 conspiracy nuts“truthers” well, to distraction, shall we say. The Fark thread commenting upon the affair (see Panicky 9/11 truth nutjobs debate Oakland gas tanker…
Words To The Wise, From The Internet[s]
Do not make the mistake of 1) being a hypocrite and 2) letting Lewis Black comment upon said hypocrisy: Drifting is for real cars, not Barbie Powerwheels: The fastest way to meet John Malkovich, apparently is to 1) be Australian…
Egads! Eggheads!
The U.K.’s Daily Mail envisions what the world’s most beautiful women would look like were they to shave their heads bald. The short answer? Most of them look like Bat Boy, Gollum or that freaky Six Flags dude. (In the…
Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But Op-Ed Pieces Sure Can Leave A Mark
I happened across a few opinion pieces over the last day or two that give lie to the old adage about “words can never hurt me”. If these opinion pieces are any indication, words certainly can sting, I tell you…
Life Imitating Art Imitating… Blech.
Tobias FünkeAnderson Cooper — nevernude? I’ll let you be the judge: Y[ou] can’t be too careful, especially when you’re high-profile anchorman Anderson Cooper. Cyber gossip Janet Charlton reports the white-haired CNN star regularly works out at the Equinox gym in…
It Just Doesn’t Get Any Cooler Than Mythbusters Vs. The Ninja
It’s a veritable nexus of Internet Hipsterism, I tell ya, when The Mythbusters Ask A Ninja. I think he’s onto something there — Jamie just might be a robot!
It’s Like Watching Two Drunken Frat Boys Fight. On Ice. Also, They’re Epileptic.
I stumbled across Sumotori today and have to admit that I found myself giggling like a little girl as I participated in what is ostensibly a virtual “sumo” wrestling match but what more closely resembles, well, watch the preview video:…
Don’t Be So Cavalier With That Mouse Pointer, Buster!
You just think that it’s electrons or somesuch hooey moving your cursor around the screen, dontcha? You poor deluded souls — everyone knows it’s done by little overworked men (well, in Japan, at least). Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer approves.
