Dear residents of New London, CT: As the Supreme Court of the United States has seen fit to abridge your rights as guaranteed under the 5th Ammendment to the United States Constitution, I sincerely believe that it would behoove you…
Step 1: Choose a tool completely inappropriate for the task at hand, such as a Wiki for editorial content. Step 2: Be sure to misunderstand the way in which your chosen technology works and then blame the tool when your…
…I have absolutely no idea what I’d do with one, but I simply must have a HydroFoam. I shall not ruin the surprise for anyone, but that sucker’s got all of my Geek Receptors going off like fireworks on the…
No word as to the pirates’ response to such brazen actions. Heh. (Background on the Pirates vs. Ninjas feud can be found all over the Internet[s], however, it appears to have been started by Real Ultimate Power – Wiki entry…
Sunday marked my “first” Father’s Day as a father. I use the quotes because, well, I guess I’m a bit superstitious about the whole birthing process and so I don’t quite consider myself a father just yet. Dunno if that…
Gamespy has posted the fourth and final portion of their rundown of all the maps included in Battlefield 2, as well as their review of the full game (they gave it 5/5 stars). PC.IGN has also posted their review, giving…
Jeff Goldstein has, quite possibly, blown the case of Natalee Holloway, the Alabama student missing in Aruba, wide open, in his capacity as a Citizen Journalist operating thousands of miles from the actual scene of any and all alleged crimes…
Let’s get this out of the way: Dick Durbin is an absolute disgrace to the state of Illinois, the U.S. Senate and the entire nation for his reprehensible comments comparing our men and women in uniform to the Nazis, the…
Apologies for the lack of posting over the past few days. I’ve been extremely busy at work, helping to upgrade our existing SourceForge install to the latest and greatest version, installing an update to our calendaring server and slowly taking…
Over the past couple of weeks, the building in which I work has been having severe issues with its air conditioning units. The exact cause of the issues had remained largely a mystery, with various and sundry theories being proposed…
