Hey Jerkface
Yeah, you there. Stop printing out 75 page stock prospectii on the printer in my area. We’re behind a card-keyed door, so you can’t even get to the bloody thing, yet day after day you print out veritable tomes of…
Year 2006
I Take My Laughter Where I Can
Seen on a bumper sticker as I was approaching the Tacony-Palmyra bridge this morning: Fat people are harder to kidnap. Heh.
Tag, I’m It
Zoinks, I’ve been tagged by Ryan, my Philly-area compatriot (sorry I haven’t been to a Meetup recently. Next one, I promise…). Yeah, I know it’s the blogging equivalent of a non-anonymous chain letter, but hey, it’s fun. As such, my…
Funny, My Wife And I Were Just Talking About This
Apparently, since the Seattle Seahawks have been so miserable for so long, the administration of Texas A&M has remained ignorant of the Seahawks’ “12th Man” tradition, at least until this past week’s contest between Seattle and Carolina. Well, apparently the…
“J-Lip” – A Pop Hero In The Making
Frankly, I don’t think it gets any funnier than a dramatic reading of Kevin Federline Mr. Britney Spears’ execrable “Po Po Zao” by the inimitable James Lipton. My hat is off to you, sir.
Go Forth And Vote With Thy (Future) Wallet
An interesting initiative has popped up over the past couple of days seeking to convince Fox Broadcasting to produce a second season of Firefly using direct-to-DVD or iTunes-ish technology instead of committing to broadcasting it over the air. Please head…
Oh This’ll End Well…
Our prayers should be with the people of Israel today, as their Palestinian neighbors saw fit yesterday to elect a Hamas majority into the Palestinian parliament. Egads.
Curse You, Hurricane Schwartz!
Dear Weather Channel, Is it normal to see lightning in Pennsylvania in late January? ‘Cause, you know, that’s exactly what I saw last night. Heard thunder too. My contention is that the answer is “no, it’s not normal”. Is there…
Driving Observations On A Clear New Jersey Morn
I’ve noticed a certain behavior on NJ roads that I’ll label “ad hoc wingman/symbiotic relationships”, which is a fancy way of saying “complex drifting”. The behavior is identifiable as such: You note a driver that has chosen a speed and…
In The Interests Of Full Disclosure
I’ve never explicitly stated it on this blog, but I have a comments moderation policy in place here at Literal Barrage. [Note to self: remember to actually insert comments policy above comments form.] It hasn’t been hard and fast, but…
