Category Humor

Fun With Indefinite Pronouns

We (mistakenly) received this envelope in the mail yesterday. Who can spot the problem? Hint: The text reads “Your FREE address labels are enclosed. Please honor America’s paralyzed vets by using them.” (Extra hint: I thought we already did this…

Curse You, Wawa!

Upon entering a Wawa store this afternoon to purchase some frothy caffeinated beverages I noted a tear-off calendar placed prominently next to the cash register declaring in bold letters “If you were born after this date: February 25th, 1989, you…

Your Daily Dose Of Nihongo Desu Weirdness

Ahhh, Land of the Rising Sun, how I long to visit you and be wowed by your Don’t-Laugh-Or-A-Ninja-Will-Spank-You game shows: Not to mention see your disturbingly cheery potty training videos: Seriously, that’s one happy poo. Makes Mr. Hanky look like…

Talking Back To Spammers For Fun And, Ummm, Profit

It seems that I have a friendly spamstalker named “Wendy!” who is intent upon giving me a laugh or two for free. “Wendy!” seemingly æschews the traditional mass list of pharmacological, adult-oriented and “all-natural” male “enhancement” spam fare and instead…