Current Events + Microsoft Bashing = Teh Funny
Scrappleface: Bush Orders NSA To Secure Windows XP. Heh.
Category Humor
A Message To Andy One
Do not, I repeat, do NOT allow your father to click on this link, as it is entirely unclear to me what a completely free game in the vein of Masters of Orion would do to him. He might simply…
I Swear That Scott Adams Works At My Company
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Scott Adams is eerily gifted at describing the work environment at my place of employment. What else can account for his accurate portrayal of Power Point Engineers: …or his scathingly accurate…
Blogging From The In-Laws, 2005 Edition (Day 2)
Little-known Egyptology/Travel Fact of the Day: Archaeologists have long thought that Egyptian mummies were ancient Egyptians’ attempts at conveying their (rich) loved ones into the afterlife. After several intensive hours of study, I have come to the conclusion that several…
Oi! ‘Ands Off Me Goods!
It’s a generally known fact that residents of Britain are rather constrained in how they can defend house and home, with the UK having some of the most stringent firearm laws in any Western nation. I had no idea it…
Fear The Claus!
Ahhh, Christmas, a time for fun, family, and old men clad in Santa suits scaring the crap out of little kids. Don’t you just love this time of year?
“Back In My Day, I Walked 2 Miles To The Car Dealership. Uphill. Both Ways.”
From the Doing-stupid-stuff-then-blogging-about-it-so-you-don’t-have-to Dept. I left my VW at a local garage yesterday in order to get it inspected and was ready to pick it up this morning, with the help of my loving wife, of course. However, Will had…
Curse This Noble Tongue!
Did you know that, despite over a thousand years of development, in spite of the poetic contributions of Donne, Whitman, Byron and Tennyson, the farces of Twain and Chaucer, the novel coinings of Shakespeare and the tales of terror and…
Spike Jonze + The GAP + Total Anarchy = Comedic Commercial Gold
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, just go watch the commercial. Still no idea? Jonze is the video auteur that directed the Beastie Boys’ “Sabotage” and Fatboy Slim’s Weapon of Choice (feat. Christopher Walken) videos.
“Serenity” DVD Drops 12/20/2005
(*cough**cough*ahintforpotentialgiftbuyers*cough**cough*) Those of you that can’t wait for the DVD of Serenity to hit the streets, as well as those of you that consider yourselves fans of Firefly should definitely check out Serenity: The Puppet Show. Brilliant!
