Draft Night 2006
September through February is my favorite time of the year, for one reason and one reason only: NFL Football, baby. Last night was the draft for my fantasy football league and I’m even more confident this year in my draft…
Category Sports
A Sports Championship Comes To Philadelphia
Well, they’ve done it for the second time in their three years in Philly: the Barrage handily defeated the Denver Outlaws 23-12 on Sunday to capture the Major League Lacrosse title for 2006. I’m sure many “real” Philly fans will…
Note To NFL Headquarters
Y’all either need an eye exam or a fashion consultant, ’cause dang the new refereee uniforms suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu… *pant* *pant* *wheeze* …uuuuuuck! Condi Rice for Commish in ’08! Down with Tagliabue!
Leapin’ Lizards! The Barrage Win!
My youngest brother Reid and I made our way over to Villanova University Thursday night to catch the game between the Philadelphia Barrage and the Long Island Lizards. The Barrage were victorious, eking out a 10-8 victory. We had quite…
A Literal Philadelphia Barrage
Now this is just wickedly cool. I was cruising around the National [Indoor] Lacrosse League’s website in search of some Minnesota Swarm merchandise when I thought to myself “Self, didn’t you see a professional outdoor lacrosse game being played on…
Paging Senator McCarthy, Senator Joe McCarthy To The White Courtesy Phone.
It’s fortunate that Congress disbanded HUAC, else I might have had to place a call this evening. You see, I witnessed my family watching two former European Axis powers competing against each other. Playing metric footballsoccer. On the Fourth of…
Brad, LawtonFunk, Wha, Nobrainer – Take Note
Suggested addition to your next JDGA outing’s standard attire: golf ball-finding glasses. They don’t, however, compensate for excess consumption of adult libations, so it may end up being a wash anyways… Source: Gizmodo.
I Think Hank Hill Would Approve
I was browsing the Tippmann paintballing site, looking for some information on a 98 Custom when I noticed their new pump-action: the C-3 with PEP™ Technology. “PEP?” I says to myself. “What in the heck is that?” Turns out it…
The Onion Weighs In On Illegal Immigration
Whether you agree or disagree with The Onion‘s overall politics (left-of-center, for the most part), there is no denying the writers behind its stories posess rare talent for distilling issues into their most basic, ridiculous forms. Take, for instance, an…
It’s Times Like These That Make Me Love This Crazy World Of Ours
Ever heard of the WCBO? No? It stands for “World Chess Boxing Organization”. Participants in this new sport alternately play 4 minute rounds of speed chess and 2 minute boxing rounds with around a minute or two between rounds for…
