Category Work

That’s It. I’m Done.

It’s 11:30, I’m still at the office. I hate Oracle. I’ve decided I’m taking up necromancy – I won’t feel as dirty and it will have less of an impact on my everlasting soul. Garrrrr.

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Corporate Wind Tunnels

I’ve been tied up in meetings all day, but I wanted to share an interesting effect that I’ve noticed in our building recently: corporate wind tunnels. Our building is laid out in several wings, each of which is served by…

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Hey Jerkface

Yeah, you there. Stop printing out 75 page stock prospectii on the printer in my area. We’re behind a card-keyed door, so you can’t even get to the bloody thing, yet day after day you print out veritable tomes of…

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Today’s Assignment

Attend meeting with networking equipment vendor. Attempt to not giggle every time vendor representative mentions “out of the closet” and “in the closet”. Berate self, Dimsdale-like, for juvenile sense of humo[u]r. All of this hypothetically, of course.

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