“Heaven Is A T-shirt”

Jim Caple – expounding upon the universal truths of men’s t-shirts. *sniffle* Bless ‘im, for he speaks with truth and wisdom. Hat tip: nobrainer.

Does Not Compute

Donald Rumsfeld drumming up support for our troops beside… Captain America and Spiderman? Noble sentiment, geeky implementation and hilarious pictures. Who could ask for more? Source: Say Anything.

Elevated Political Discourse

Isn’t the Left fun these days? From calling well-respected Evangelican Christians “the anti-Christ” to hoping that syndicated talk show host Laura Ingraham dies of breast cancer to actively wishing that Zell Miller’s visit to the hospital portends dire consequences for…

Sounds Like A Plan To Me

Pink License Plates Proposed For Ohio Sex Offenders. From the article: The pink plates could help notify police — and parents — of another type of offender. “It identifies them,” said Rep. Michael DeBose, (D) 12th District. “The primary reason…

A Feast Fit For A Bachelor

Eggs-in-Toast Ingredients: 3 eggs 3 pieces of white bread 1 pat of salted butter 1 tall, skinny juice glass Salt and pepper Directions: Preheat medium frying pan over medium-high heat. Add pat of butter to pan and swirl to melt…

Prenatal Thanks

I am thankful that I am not: A Huichol tribesman of Mexico. Married to Fiona McCade, who obviously would prefer to be married to a Huichol. That is all. UPDATE: My lovely wife has pointed out that The Scotsman is…

Note To Self

As best man in Brad’s upcoming wedding, remember to toast bride and groom, not bride and groom’s house. Got it. Think I can remember that one…