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Key Of Awesome #71: Start A Mumford Band!

  • Post date May 23, 2013
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BRASSFT PUNK

  • Post date May 15, 2013
  • 1 Comment on BRASSFT PUNK

MC Frontalot, “I’ll Form The Head”

  • Post date May 13, 2013
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Better Names For Things At Lowes

  • Post date May 10, 2013
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My Move To The Mac (Encapsulated In A Few Brief Tweets)

  • Post date February 4, 2013

G3Rst: “I Want Stacy’s Mom”

  • Post date January 9, 2013

“How Will You Measure Your Life?”

  • Post date December 21, 2012
  • 2 Comments on “How Will You Measure Your Life?”

AXE COP Motion Comic, Episode #1

  • Post date December 7, 2012
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Dragon House + Gramatik*, “Illusion Of Choice”

  • Post date November 20, 2012
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Son Of Coul

  • Post date October 15, 2012
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Ok ok ok I really do hope y’all enjoy your sweet potato pie tomorrow. But might I recommend eating it as a side with your main course rather than as a dessert, as is appropriate for a vegetable casserole?

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Marty Duren @martyduren ·
23 Nov

Bucket List: find a ghost town in Middle Tennessee, refurb the buildings creating a town square of several used bookstores, a coffee shop, and a couple of restaurants. The name, obviously, would be Booktown.

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Finish with pancakes so the bacon grease doesn’t go to waste.

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Haven’t griddled in a few weeks so I figured I’d make enemies with all the neighbors in sniffin’ distance.

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22 Nov

One day there'll be a Super 90s Sports account and all its tweets will be like, "Every 90s kid was either dropped off at school by his mom in one of these bad boys or had a friend who was," and the "bad boy" will be a Volvo station wagon.

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