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Looks Like They’ve Left Themselves Room For A Sequel
Those crafty Hollywood producers…! This is unprecedented: they’ve left themselves room for a sequel to be in theaters simultaneously with the original! Heh. Taken with my very own RAZR crapcam, of course. UPDATE: I completely didn’t mean to do it,…
Note To NBC And Fox
Your NFL transition sound effects (you know, the ones you use every time an on-screen graphic gets updated/wiped) stink. They’re distracting and they add absolutely nothing to the viewing experience. NBC, yours sounds like a massive burst of interference coming…
Executive Branch Cosplay: It’s Not Just For J. Edgar Any More
I’d wager that most 3rd grade American students have about a 75% chance of identifying the following historical personage within the first few seconds of seeing his visage: Still not getting it? How about now: If you said “Benjamin Franklin,”…
Let Us All Utter A Somber “Crikey.”
I woke up this morning to find a Slashdot story noting the passing of Steve “The Crocodile Hunter” Irwin. I was saddened, although not completely surprised – Irwin’s death has always been a bit of a “Well, I saw that…
It’s A Good Thing I Don’t Drink Miller Beer
…Because otherwise I’d have to stop, seeing as they’re sponsoring a rally for illegal immigration to the tune of $30,000. Disgusting. The beer, I mean. Their actions are deplorable, too. Good thing I’ve got the Ying – cheap, good, local,…
You Know You’re In For A Bad Day When…
…You go to use the restroom, only to find that you were so tired and out of it when dressing yourself that you managed to put your underwear on inside-out and backwards. I mean, hypothetically, of course. Not that I…
Stupidity Breeds Stupidity, Apparently
If you haven’t been watching the news or listening to the radio, (or, I suppose, reading the Internets, in which case: what the heck are you doing here, wasting your time like this?) you probably aren’t aware that CBS, in…
Great, Now I Feel REALLY Old
Inside Higher Ed pointed to a list the other day detailing 75 things this year’s college freshmen class hasn’t ever encountered, including: The concept of two Germanys Smoking on airplanes The Soviet Union Being forced to distinguish between the baseball…
Adult Children And Their Effect On Society
James Lileks had an absolute humdinger of a screed the other day concerning the manifest childishness of what passes for “culture” and “intellectual thought” these days. The whole thing is worth a read, but I think these brief excerpts really…