USS Python And The Trek For The Holy Grail
Heh. Total geek overload.
Category Humor
Revolutionizing The “Fat Guy” Role At Movie Theaters And Ballparks Everywhere
No more skulking about like MacGyver with an allergy for overpriced concessions for me. Presenting: The Beer Belly. Perfect for Lehigh-Lafayette weekends, if’n you ask me. Now I just need some extra-large coat pockets to stuff Milk Duds and Twizzlers…
In The Wake Of The Colts’ Historic Win This Evening Which May Well Have Been History-Making As Well As Historically Historic, I Have But One Question
Why did the NFL hand out the Lombardi trophy on Jabba the Hutt’s sail barge? FOLLOW-UP QUESTION: What was with Prince’s rendition of Robin Hood: Men In Tights‘ Robin Hood/Marian of Loxley “love song behind a backlit sheet”? And how…
Every Time White People Try To Do The “Thriller” Dance At A Wedding, A Little Piece Of Me Dies Inside
There are days that I’m ashamed to be of Caucasian extraction. Today is one of those days: Holy lack of melanin, Batman! ‘Course, it’s hardly any better when Bollywood produces its own version:
Note To Brad: Don’t Take Clem To Oz
You’re just darn lucky he wasn’t a part of the ‘Gnomesville Massacre’ . Oh, the gnome-manity!
I Bow Before The Prowess Of My Fellow Geeks
What to do when you know that the Google Maps/Earth satellite is going to make an overflight of your area at a specific time? Why, create renditions of Space Invaders and what looks like a Cylon Raider big enough for…
“Props” In An Open Source Project! Fame And Fortune Are Mine! Except For The Fame Part. And, Most Likely, No Fortune.
All of you bloggers looking to upgrade to WordPress 2.1 when it comes out, you’ll have me to thank for a very minor, almost inconsequential spelling fix in the included documentation. And I’ve got the URL to prove it! *grin*
This Post Is Intended With Every Bit Of Sarcasm And Cynicism A Body Can Deliver
Witness the full majesty of the Philadelphia Eagles’ fight song: [audio:fly-eagles-fly.mp3] Bwahahahah. Schadenfreude in full effect, baby. ‘Course, the obvious downside is I have to listen to whining about two suspect 4th down calls for roughly the next 8 months,…
Some Days, The Only Thing You Can Do Is “Hanks It Up”
Yup, that pretty much sums up my internal monologue at this point. How are y’all doing?
Ahh, YouTube, Making Up For My Dearth Of Real Posting Since 2006
Yes, I’m overworked and yes, this is the lazy way out, but just so’s y’all don’t skin me for no posts, I hereby present, in no particular order, Stupid Videos That Made Me Laugh Over The Past Week. First up…
