Arrrrrrrgh! Curses!
What is it with friends’ weddings? Gah! Looks like I’m going to have to miss yet another U2 concert because of one. Thanks, Brad, thanks Andy. Can’t you guys get ESP and sanity check your wedding days for potential U2…
Egads! Hide The Children, Ohio!
Worst. Weatherman. Ever. It’s so painful, I can’t even get through it all. It sets off all my Lucille-Ball-vicarious-embarrassment receptors.
Sorry!
Citizen Smash is sorry. He’s sorry for all the meddling we’ve done in world affairs and he promises it won’t happen again. The list is worth reading, but his closing is a classic: P.S. If you need any help in…
Your Scottish Slang Scots Word O’ The Day: Drouth
Seventeenth in a series drouth (droo·th) Dialect, chiefly Scot ~n. 1. drought; long or extreme period of weather without precipitation. 2. thirst, dry mouth, usually caused by excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages the previous night (“Man, ah must’ve hud ten…
The Best Laid Plans…
Man, I had some nifty posts I was ruminating about for today, but work has been a bear. Maybe tomorrow. *sigh*
Pitch-Perfect Lefty Drivel Parody
Iowahawk strikes comedy gold yet again with his spot-on parody of campus Lefty reactions to the Bush administration. A quick sampling: So let’s get something straight, Mister Black and Gold Fascist Face Paint So You Can Get In An ESPN2…
Your Scottish Slang Scots Word O’ The Day: Teuchter
Sixteenth in a series teuchter (choo·chter) Dialect, chiefly Scot ~n. 1. (trad.) one who derives from the Highlands of Scotland (a Highlander); more commonly used by city folk to describe rural dwellers. 2. Gaelic-speaker (mostly to each other) esp. at…
Kilts In Wee, Not-So-Wee
…and friccin’ huuuge! Methinks I’ll be getting one. Brad, you in?
Heh.
Scrappleface: Eagles Win NFC Title, Fans Boo Hot Dog Vendor It’s funny because it could be true.
The Groining List
I maintain a mental “groining list” that consists of the public and semi-public figures that, should I ever physically encounter them, I intend to give them a good kick in the groin, simply for principle’s sake. It’s a small list…
