*Snort*
A Photographic Ode to Linguistic Ambiguity I snapped this pic with my RAZR cellphone Crapcam at the local Genuardi’s – the mind positively reels at what, exactly, that term might mean.
Category Humor
Please To Be Reading Most Serious Letter From Mahmoud
Iowahawk has once again cut right to the heart of the matter with his exclusive translation of Iran’s flaming nutjob puppet dictator president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s letter to President Bush (as well as a bowling night eVite for those world leaders…
Laundry: Proper Care And Maintenance
A word to the wise: Mentholated lip balm, while soothing for sore, chapped lips, makes a very poor laundry ingredient, often leading to unsightly wax marks adorning previously-thought clean garments. The addition of lip balm to your regular laundry cycle…
Wildy Divergent Top Tens
Need something to read today? Why not peruse the Guardian’s Top 10 SciFi Movies of All Time. Better yet, why not check out the Top 10 Weirdest, Creepiest, Freakiest Children’s TV Shows?
Bah, Says I
Apologies for the lack of posting – my primary workstation up n’ died on me today. I’m limping along on my ‘Doze box for the moment, hopefully soon to requisition a new machine. To make up for the absence of…
Run For It, Marty!
“Image of the day”, indeed! Check out the humorous photographic evidence of a fire suppression test gone horribly awry at Ellsworth Air Force Base. Witness what happens when a scheduled 15 second burst of fire-retardant foam takes more than 20…
Sniglets: Words That Should Be In The Dictionary, But Aren’t
Now this is cool: sniglets is the overarching term that has been adopted for words that ought to be in the dictionary yet aren’t, such as: “Aqualibrium (ak wa lib’ re um) – n. The point where the stream of…
Spammers With A Biblical Sense Of Humor
I opened up my Junk folder this morning and stumbled across the following message that actually made me laugh out loud: Somehow, I don’t think God meant for Genesis 1:28 to be used to sell anti-E.D. drugs…
Take That, Best Buy Hosers!
I’ve documented my run-ins with Best Buy before, so it was with no little glee that I read of an improvisational “performance” involving a team of about 50 volunteers dressed in the standard BB uniform (blue collared top, khakis, belt…
Scalzi Beaten To The Punch By… Al Franken?
In the wake of the Stephen Colbert Whitehouse Correspondents dinner kerfuffle, I was cruising the Internet[s] looking for prior precedent for comedians excoriating a sitting president to his face when I stumbled across a draft version of Al Franken’s routine…
