Upgradius Maximus

I’ve moved this site to the recently released WordPress 1.5.1 patchset. I think everything made the jump successfully, except for one stat-tracking plugin that doesn’t seem to be behaving correctly. If you notice anything out-of-sorts, please contact me. Thanks.

The ‘Dent Went Down To Georgia

U.S. President tours (former Soviet satellite, not U.S. state) Georgia, gets jiggy, errm, wiggly, stays out past 10pm. Press corps reels in surprise, can’t resist mild snarking. Details at 11. UPDATE: Gateway Pundit has the video of “the wiggly”.

Morons.

Peaceniks attempt to seize “nuclear football” from President’s hotel, demand location of Ace Tomato Company as well.

The Inexorable March Of Technology

This trend towards new-fangled “tagless” undershirts and boxers? Ah’m fer it, nae agin’ it. I mean, this is the 21st century, after all. Why should we modern men have to deal with itchy waist and neck bands? UPDATE: Those “dye…

Attention, Philadelphia-Area Broadcasters

It’s not “saMwiches”, nor is it “saNGwiches”, it’s bleedin’ “saNDwiches”. Because, you know, I’d hate for your advertisers to go on your airwaves, touting their wares, and have them make utter fools of themselves with their 3rd grade pronunciation of…

Anti-Blonde Bigotry

The trailer for The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe is out and it looks great. We’ll see how faithful to the book it stays, but the visual effects look incredible. One minor nitpick: why has yet another production crew…

The ‘Hogs Were Out Today

I’ve always had a keen interest in military aviation and so living near an air base has provided many a clapping-my-hands-in-glee-inside-my-head moments. Today provided just such an occasion. On our way back from church, my wife and I saw not…

Ay Kay Ay

Apparently, I am a Corporate Ninja. I slip unnoticed and unrecognized, flitting from meeting to meeting, from shadow to shadow. My identity is fluid – I move from alias to alias, identity to identity. I’m a regular Simon Templar. What…