SSI Shredders appear to be really excited about their product offerings, so much so that they offer an entire page of videos demonstrating their shredder annhiliating everything from computers to mattresses to washing machines. Be careful where you watch those…
Unidentified sharp object in road: “I’m pointy! And fierce!” My Taurus’ left front tire: “Pop!” Me: “…” My Taurus’ left front tire: “Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!” Me: “Shazbot!” UPDATE: Just Tires Cash Register: “That’ll be $30, please.” Me: [unintelligible grumbling]
Clearly their “1 Minute Cream of Wheat” isn’t. More like “4-and-a-half Minute Cream of Wheat”. I guess they’re okay with blatantly lying on the packaging. How do they sleep at night? Addendum: What’s the deal with Malt-O-Meal not being available…
Dear Mr. Jackson: If you have a sane bone left in your body (and your in-court appearances call this into question), I implore you to, with all due haste and dilligence, forget everything that Britney Spears might advise you to…
Coyote Blog offers some advice for the reality-impaired among us: How to Spot a Dictatorship. In only seven simple steps, you too can wow friends, family and lookers-on with your crack ability to recognize despots of all flavor, be they…
This little gem of a post over at LGF definitely pegged my “Monty Pyton-o-meter”. Look out, it’s burkha-clad Iranian female ninja police! Run for your life! (Coming soon to a theater near you: Steve Gutenberg in Police Academy 8: Iranian…
Dave posted a link to a New York Times story today about morons lazy shiftless ne’er-do-wells parents who have so little control over their kids that they’re “forced” to hire “coaches” to help them deal with the little monsters they…
What do you get when you cross: a filmmaking school’s animation project, Adam West, Mark Hamill, Courtney Thorne Smith, Dick Van Dyke and the Batman universe? Why, Batman: New Times, of course! The quality of the resulting piece far exceeds…
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has an extremely informative entry on the subject of trailers. Adams’ work stands as some of my all-time favorite science fiction and I must say that the trailers do seem to indicate that the…
Have you seen the new teaser for Sin City yet? Ho. Leee. Cow. I’m so there.
